OH NO.EFFY HAS CROSSED OVER TO THE DARK SIDE!!!This is how out text convo went:
Me: Effy you've gone over to the dark side.
Effy: ?
Me: SUPER JUNIOR IS GAYYYYY!
Effy: LOL. THEY'RE HOT :D
Me: Oh no effyy! DON'T OBSERVE THEIR GAYNESS! Come on, they call themselves 'Super Junior'! That name expels the most gayness a band's name can expel! THEY'RE GAY HYPNOSISTS I TELL YOU! GAYYYY!
Effy: ?! THEY ARE HOT. MY MOM THINKS LIKEWISE :D
Me: NO NO YOU HAVE BEEN HYNOTISED BY THEIR GAYNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO EFFY NOOOOO!
Effy: They are hot that's why I'm HYPNOTISED.
Me: NO NO NO THEY'RE GAYY! THEY ARE GAY EFFY! GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Effy: ....
Me: Oh no Effy has crossed over to the dark side. THEY AND THEIR GAY COOKIES!
(At this point Effy has stopped bothering to reply to my frantic texts.)
OH POOPOO.